Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse, also known by the pseudonyms "Mickey" and "The Mouse", serves as the mascot and current mastermind of The Walt Disney Company. Under the leadership of Mickey Mouse, The Walt Disney Company has made massive profits, now owning several media and film production companies. Among the countless properties owned by Mickey include Pessimist Productions.

Origin

Mickey's first known appearance was in November 18, 1928 in the cartoon Steamboat Willie. Mickey quickly became a household name, starring in over 130 films since his debut. His popularity convinced the creator of The Walt Disney Company, Walter Elias Disney, (1901-1966) to make him the mascot of his company.

Mickey's Rise

DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately, the true nature of Mickey's rise to power is rather unclear. Aside from a few notable moments, little is known about Mickey's true history. As such, the following should not be viewed as a comprehensive documentation of the rise Mickey Mouse. For the safety and wellbeing of the sources, they shall go unnamed.

Through a series of bribes, threats, blackmail, manipulation, psychological torture, physical torture, assassinations, and coups, Mickey Mouse has risen from an innocent mascot to the sole owner of The Walt Disney Company. Mickey's first action towards intergalactic domination was the murder of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, who was originally considered for the mascot of The Walt Disney Company. Mickey's second notable action was the murder of Walter Elias Disney on December 15, 1966. It is claimed that Mickey was responsible for the death of Disney, rather than lung cancer. Mickey attempted to seize power and cement himself as the sole owner of The Walt Disney Company. However, this first attempt failed.

It should be noted that Mickey would not have any official authority within the Walt Disney Company for decades. In fact, Mickey's steadily rising power, both as a member of the Walt Disney Company and as a terrifying eldritch horror, began to stagnate soon after the murder of Walter Disney in 1966. This stagnation is due to the "Dark Age" of Disney, which lasted from 1968 to 1987. Mickey's actions during the Dark Age are unclear. While it is safe to say that Mickey committed several acts of violence, the inescapable wrath that had led to the deaths of Oswald and Disney wouldn't resurface until 1986.

Michael Eisner was the CEO of The Walt Disney Company from 1984 to 2005. In an attempt to create a new Disney property, he created the hideous abomination known as Fuzzbucket, who would star as the titular character in Fuzzbucket, released on May 18, 1986. Because Fuzzbucket was such a disgusting creature and a threat to Mickey's status in The Walt Disney Company, Mickey murdered him soon after the debut of the film. One month before, Eisner had released Mr. Boogedy on April 20, 1986. Mr. Boogedy, despite being a ghost, was also killed by Mickey. After the murder of Mr. Boogedy and Fuzzbucket, Mickey killed Eisner in 1987. While Eisner was officially as the CEO up until 2005, this was merely his reanimated corpse, controlled by Mickey Mouse's psychokinetic powers. After Eisner's death, Mickey Mouse became the true master of The Walt Disney Company.

Since Mickey's rise to power, he oversaw a massive spike in profits for The Walt Disney Company. Over time, he slowly acquired several media and film companies. Mickey's actions have led to The Walt Disney Company being one of the largest corporations today.

Mickey's Powers

Appearances on Deep Fat Fried

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