Paul Parkey

Paul Parkey ( 1981? - probably not much longer ) is a hairy faced, morbidly obese homeless man who stumbles into the DFF studio to join TJ and Scotty for DFF episodes. He also has his own surprisingly entertaining channel "Cinema for Cynics". Paul is known for being extremely fat, extremely salty and for never shutting up. Paul is so salty that he used to work as a salt lick on a cow farm. People think pauls best friend is TJ but in fact its his tobacco vape, which he named "vapey". Paul vapes literally all day long, all year long, from the time he wakes up to the time he attempts to go to bed. I seriously think their is not a single hour in the day where he does not vape.

Paul can sometimes go on rants about wanting to nuke the world. When asked what steps we should  take to get there however, Paul has no answers. hes also got some dog named Dinor(probably spelled wrong) and a gf who cheats on him with underaged boys